Pampering jokes

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?

Free service for tit holding!

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream