Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
"Me fa so?"
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
