Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
