A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
