SOS jokes

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."