Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
