SOS jokes
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
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Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.