SOS jokes

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"

So Mungus.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?

Because they have a history of separating colors.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.