You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
why are Americans so bad at clash royal, Beacause the already lost 2 towers
your hairline goes so far back your dad dint leave
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
why was six so scared of seven. because 7 ate 9
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
your hairline goes so far back we learned about it in history class
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
