Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
SOS Jokes
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
