SOS jokes

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!