Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Yo momma’s so fat that even Dora can’t explore her.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Yo mamas so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
yo mamma so fat when she walked past the tv I missed 3 episodes
