Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
SOS Jokes
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
