Why are orphans so bad at football?
SOS Jokes
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
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Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
