SOS jokes

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.