SOS jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.