SOS jokes

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.