SOS jokes
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."