You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama’s so fat that even Dora don’t have time to explore her!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
