SOS jokes
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.