SOS jokes

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.