Social Gathering jokes
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Tf you mean Kevin heart was at a Diddy party 😕
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
giving people karma
she drunk
Community talk
If y’all wanna join, mal and I are hosting a zoom call later tn to celebrate the new year
FOOT WRITE DETAILS FOR DISCORD HERE. MEET AT 4PM TODAY, (if I don't come then join at 6:45pm and if I still don't come, then next meeting is at tomorrow At whatever time you like just comment it).
I JUST GOT THE VOICE REVERSER THINGY THAT PPL HAVE BEEN USING ONLINE SO IF YALL WANNA COME TO THE TREND COME TO MA HOUSE AND WE CAN DO IT BAHAHAAHAH