Social custom jokes
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
like if you know someone that is emo.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.