What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
Why cant orphan play soccer? bc thay cant pratis white there dad .
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
hi freshfry hii alex i did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brothers soccer game and then people came to are house till 11:00 lol srry :)
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form; Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
why can’t an orphan play soccer? if he can’t find home he can’t find goal
And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.
