Soccer Ball jokes
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.