Soccer Ball jokes

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?

He has no legs...

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?

Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.