So jokes

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?

Because they can't make it to home.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.