Smuggling jokes

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

What do Somalians excel at in the United States?

Welfare fraud.

What do Somalians excel at in the US?

Welfare fraud.