S'mores jokes

How do s’mores communicate?

On Insta-graham.

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

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