S'mores jokes
How do s’mores communicate?
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Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.