S'mores jokes
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!