Smelt jokes

My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.

What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?

- He smelled veal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.