Smelt jokes
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"