Slowest jokes
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.