Slowest jokes
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.