Slowest jokes
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.