Slowest jokes
Why are tomatoes 馃崊 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can鈥檛 ketchup.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.