Slowest jokes
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 馃槀馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Why are tomatoes 馃崊 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can鈥檛 ketchup.