Slowest jokes
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.