Sleepover jokes

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

Where did the cake sleep on the stove?

In a pan.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?

Pigs in a blanket.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.