Sleepover jokes

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

What do you call two natives in a ditch?

A sleepover.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.

What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?

Pigs in a blanket.

Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.