Skinny-dip jokes

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?

They wanted some chocolate balls.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.