Skinny-dip jokes
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.