Skeletor jokes

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?

Skelesore.

Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

What does a skeleton put on his roof?

Shin-gulls.

A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spareribs!