Skele Ton jokes

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.

I've done a ton of work today.

A SKELE-ton of work!