Sitter jokes
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
I sat on a chair.
Suiiiii!
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I sit because I can't stand you.