Sit Down Comedy jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(