Sit Down Comedy jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
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What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
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Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.