my sister thinks she's so smart and funny the only thing that is funny is her face
bals
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
I got a sister. that was a big mistake
kid on Xbox: i'm not a virgin. ask your sister Bully on Xbox: i don't have a sister dumbass kid on Xbox: you will in 9 months
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
My sister so dumb she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
How come your sister is hotter than you, funny, huh.
your so fat my sister said I said so aleast i ant fatter than your momma
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
A project where people get lined up to be changed
Lionel- Leona please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song Leona - but I love my song right Fuzzy Fuzzy Bear- I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song - Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel Lionel- AHHHHHHH
Mommy
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
My sister 🤣😂