Silver Lining jokes

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.

The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!

You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.

Every moon has a silver lining.