Signage jokes
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
