Signage jokes

Sign

  • What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

    Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

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    Toilet

  • The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

    A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".
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    Dad

  • I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

    But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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  • Trade

  • I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

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  • Irony

  • I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

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