Signage jokes
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
