Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"đđđ€Łđ€Ł
what do priests and mcdonalds have in common? they both shove their meat between 10 year old buns
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, âOh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!â
Whatâs a similarity between a priest and McDonaldâs?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns
What do Mc Donaldâs and Priests have in common
They both shove there meat in to 10 year old buns
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You canât come in, youâve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothingâs been canceled. Kili: Thatâs a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: Itâs nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, itâs been in the family for years. Thatâs my motherâs glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, KiÂli, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Letâs shove this in the hole, or otherwise weâll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereâs nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereâs far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadâs idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.