Shot gun jokes

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

What's an emo's favorite food?

Shot gun ammo.

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.

Student: My name is Buttitches.

Teacher: Please tell us your real name.

Student: Buttitches.

Teacher: I’m calling the police.

Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.

Student: Buttitches.

Police: *shoots gun.*

A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.