Shoe Lace jokes

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.