Shite jokes

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?

He was shite.

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."