Shite jokes
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
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Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.