What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
