Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Shes Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
