New Shes Jokes - Page 138 - Worst Jokes Ever

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

She said no, so I raped her.

Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?

She died the next weekend.

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"