Shes jokes

Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.

Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"

Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."

Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."

*Operator hears a distant gunshot*

Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"

Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?

Everywhere.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.

I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.