Shellfish jokes
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.