Sexual Service Jokes

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What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

Blow job

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜

Brothel

What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

Theyโ€™re both full of greasy chicks.

Sign

Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?

A: Beat it, we're closed.