Sexiest jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

There are sexiest women in politics.

They should be in a car showroom.