Sexiest jokes
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.