Sexiest jokes

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

I love big hot sexy men.

Hot man is sexy.

There are sexiest women in politics.

They should be in a car showroom.