most people my age have had sex - not my fault i'm not able to fit in
one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
the woman said stop but the man kept going so the wife just kept fucking
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
A man ate a be to mechanical sexting but he was to be uh sex be vagina penis he want sex but dumb
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.
I tried to have phone sex once.
but the holes were to small
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
Why was Liverpool better than man united we won 5-0 and u have a sex affender on ur teem
Have You Ever Heard of Sex Because You Just Got Fucked
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
