Serve Time jokes

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.

The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.

He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.

When he died, the Angel came back for him.

"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.

"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.