Open wide, here comes the airplane!
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
"I’m coming for you two!"
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
