September 11 attacks jokes
I rate you a 9/11.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!