September 11 attacks jokes
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
"I’m coming for you two!"
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
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