September 11 attacks jokes
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I rate you a 9/11.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.