September 11 attacks jokes
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
"I’m coming for you two!"
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"