Semantics jokes

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.