Semantics jokes

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.